And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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