So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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