thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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