talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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