I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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