eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
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Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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