Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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