I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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