Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.