This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
the night ended with taco bell and tears
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Randomize
