Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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