What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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