And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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