Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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