I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Your cock deserves a montage
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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