Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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