Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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