I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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