Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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