thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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