But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
you would pick up someone in the library
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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