my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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