I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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