You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
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It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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