Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
