Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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