Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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