I think i peed on brittanys purse
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
We are all done wearing pants today
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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