What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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