yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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