i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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