remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
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Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
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