It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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