Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
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It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
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If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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