I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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