I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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