So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Randomize
