Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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