everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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