I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
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I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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