BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
How does it feel to date your dad?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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