You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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