he thought i was a dude.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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