I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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