Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
just come out here and I will go home with you...
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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