Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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