it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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