WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Randomize
