i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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