OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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