After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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