I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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