She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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