This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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