How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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