I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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