I feel like abortions should bother me more
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
be right there i have to get my cape
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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