If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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